Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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