Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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