A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want her autograph on my taint
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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