Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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