Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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