i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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