Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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