I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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