Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
This is my gift to your gina
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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