she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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