How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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