All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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