did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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