she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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