I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
