I can tuck mytits in my pants
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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