he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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