She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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