I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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