I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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