Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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