I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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