My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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