He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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