No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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