Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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