I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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