How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
