Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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