He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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