According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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