When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Do vagina's smell?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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