There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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