Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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