ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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