id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she looked like the before picture.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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