I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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