The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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