At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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