we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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