she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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