Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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