:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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