Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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