come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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