and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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