Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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