Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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