your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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