i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize