I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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