I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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