you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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