Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk

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(512): View more from Texas

I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants

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(415): View more from California

this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.

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(818): View more from California

his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up

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(813): View more from Florida

One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.

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(916): View more from California

The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.

(1-916): View more from California

Try oodles of noodles this time.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder

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