I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I wish I only lived at night.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I fill condoms, not promises.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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