I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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