ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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